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Post by LeFtBehinD on Mar 20, 2006 20:13:48 GMT 10
Fucking rude arrogant cunts!!! FUCK YOU! GO BACK TO INDIA IF YOU DONT LIKE AUSTRALIAN PRICES AND GO BUY ELECTRONICS FOR 17c!!!!
ARGH! FUCK
*btw im not racist cause I think Gen is pretty cool. The only good Indian in the entire world
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Post by neVyn on Mar 20, 2006 20:16:09 GMT 10
hahaha
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Post by -Vi2- Canadian on Mar 20, 2006 21:39:40 GMT 10
lol, indians
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Post by Scruffy Dog on Mar 20, 2006 22:44:23 GMT 10
Yeah, thinking Gen is the only good Indian in the world makes you the epitome of a non-racist person. You should join parades and anti-racism groups.
Having said that, hilarious post.
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Post by -Vi2- IriDiuM on Mar 20, 2006 22:56:25 GMT 10
At least the indians you have to contend with at work can speak english. the ones i have to contend with only know the phrase "When is my break?"
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Post by acid on Mar 21, 2006 1:59:47 GMT 10
or which way to the bomb site?
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Post by LeFtBehinD on Mar 21, 2006 7:48:43 GMT 10
lol that gives me an idea.
Next time an Indian comes up and asks me an annoyingly puncey question ill just scream "TERRORIST!!" and he'll be shot dead within seconds. Im sure I can justify myself in court by saying I thought he was carrying something, it could have been a bomb!
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Post by neVyn on Mar 21, 2006 9:32:13 GMT 10
hahahahaha
ring the dicksmith call centre number and talk to the indian switchboard lady
she is terrible
1300366644
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Post by Scruffy Dog on Mar 21, 2006 12:12:40 GMT 10
lol, she's going to be even more terrible when we ring and this happens:
Lady: "Dicksmith, how can I help you?"
You: "Oh.. just keep talking. I was just told to ring you."
Lady: "Um... sorry? Is there anything I can do for you?"
You: "Yeah just... just keep talking."
I should also point out that I thought of the terrorist angle a while back... but since when are Indians terrorists? I'm sure some of them have been, but wouldn't you be looking more at the Afghans and Iraqees for that?
Or am I just saying this so Gen doesn't blow up my house?
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Post by LeFtBehinD on Mar 21, 2006 17:10:55 GMT 10
Indians would make the most efficient and cost effective terrorists.
"Excuse me, how much are you selling that platonium nitrate for? Im making a bomb"
"$20"
"What! Tell you what, you wrap it up nice and good and ill hand you this shiney penny for your troubles. Yes?"
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Post by Scruffy Dog on Mar 21, 2006 17:44:02 GMT 10
lol. Are they anything like that at all?
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Post by LeFtBehinD on Mar 21, 2006 17:45:41 GMT 10
Actually they're more rude and aggressive and demand everything at -700% prices.
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Post by Scruffy Dog on Mar 21, 2006 18:05:39 GMT 10
lol.
"You give me this for ZERO DOLLARS!!! I WANT IT!! GIVE IT TO ME!!! ZERO DOLLARS!!!"
Like that?
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Post by LeFtBehinD on Mar 21, 2006 18:20:57 GMT 10
lmao, just reminded me of a convo I had with some guy today.
"Hi, how are you going?"
"See this?" *holding some overseas conversion power plug* "You rope?"
"Im sorry?"
"No no no. You rope?"
"Im sorry im not to sure what you're asking"
"No NO. You rope? you know?
*blank stares from me*
"You rope, you see, I show you." *holds up plug and points at the end* "Australian?"
"... Yeah"
*points to other end* "You Rope!"
*more blank stares from me* "Im sorry sir, im not quite sure what you are after."
"You rope! You see, you rope!"
*Suddenly clicks* "Oh you mean Europe? Australian to Europian conversion?"
"Yes, you see, you rope?"
"Yes"
"Yes, you rope"
"Is that what you were after?"
"No No No, puts back on shelf"
"Ahh ive just gotta..." *and I walked off.
It was actually about 10min longer than that but you get the drift. The girl at work was just standing behind him laughing at me.
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Post by Scruffy Dog on Mar 21, 2006 18:26:52 GMT 10
lmao.
I knew he was talking about Europe almost instantly... but terribly annoying that he doesn't even want it at the end.
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Post by neVyn on Mar 21, 2006 20:41:03 GMT 10
haha thats fantastic... so many customers come into work and say things like
hi i need a battery, and im like ok wat sort of battery do you need.. *generally its a woman*
she then looks at me like ive just fucked her mum and says.. how am i supposed to know.. I then have to smile and turn around at the big wall of batteries we have a say well.. take your pick
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Post by acid on Mar 21, 2006 23:06:40 GMT 10
i almost had an old lady have a heart attack....all the while she was trying to tell me she was tired and needed to sit down...but i didnt understand...tbh...i didnt no wat the fuk was going on so i got someone else to deal with her after about 10 minutes of confusion...was wondering why she looked constipated...
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Post by -Vi2- Arach on Mar 27, 2006 4:07:23 GMT 10
Okey dokey. I'm a night cleaner. So after hours I go into places and clean their floors and offices and such. My boss is cheap as, if he can put off getting new equipment, or pay someone less for working, then so be it.
On thursday he decided to hire an indian to help me, instead of my normal workmate. This indian had been in australia for a whole 7 days, and only to do accounting at the central queensland uni here. Basically if he didnt want to do the accounting, he'd be sent home.
So i cant understand why, if he's doing accounting, full of facts and figures, problem solving ect. HOW THE FUCK DID HE NOT KNOW HOW TO USE A MOP BUCKET TO SQUEEZE OUT THE MOP. Seriously, I gave him the mop and bucket and told him to mop an area, and I went away to sweep a different area (I clean fairly large buildings so he was out of sight then) when I came back the floor was so wet it looked like he'd jsut hosed it down. I found out he hadnt been ringing out the mop at all. So i tell him "You've got to squeeze the mop out more" and he goes:
Him - "What? You want me to do that with my hands?"
Me - "No, use the mop bucket"
*The guy looks at me confused*
Me - "Put one foot here *points to the pedal on the mop bucket* And press down on the pedal there with your other foot"
He goes "Yeah yeah" as he seems to do before and after everything he says, and I go away again.
When I come back the floor is still really wet, and he has to ask me again how to do it. Seriously, if your doing accounting how can u not understand a mop bucket.
Sadly, this is jsut one of the many things he couldnt figure out about cleaning.. which you dont need a brain to do. Its only cleaning damnit!!
And its not just him either. Quite a few months ago I did a few weeks work at the meatworks here. There were indians all over the place there, as well as many other ethnicities. Cheap labor I guess. Anyway an indian was given a vacuum cleaner and told to vacuum an area, and a few minutes later my workmate goes up to him and the indian goes "Not working, not working!"
And my morkmate proceeds to flip the power switch on.
Omg... I was dumbstruck. Did he think the vacuum cleaner worked when turned off or something?
AARG!
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Post by -Vi2- IriDiuM on Mar 27, 2006 4:33:38 GMT 10
Amen Max, i feel your pain...
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Post by neVyn on Mar 27, 2006 8:28:47 GMT 10
haha you must be just getting the absolute dead shits.. Did it end up taking you longer with the new guy?
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Post by -Vi2- Arach on Mar 27, 2006 13:46:33 GMT 10
yes it did =(
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Post by neVyn on Mar 27, 2006 14:30:14 GMT 10
so do you get paid hourly?
cause if you do it kinda defeats the purpose of the employer hiring cheap labor
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Post by -Vi2- Canadian on Mar 27, 2006 15:02:01 GMT 10
do you ever steal things? cause ur in there at night so u should steal things
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Post by -Vi2- IriDiuM on Mar 27, 2006 19:15:17 GMT 10
I found out today where we keep the paper towels... I COULD RULE THE WORLD!!!
If ruling the world required stealing paper towels...
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Post by -Vi2- Canadian on Mar 27, 2006 19:42:55 GMT 10
it would in my world
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Post by Scruffy Dog on Mar 27, 2006 21:27:10 GMT 10
I have no idea what Brenton is talking about.
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Post by -Vi2- Canadian on Mar 27, 2006 22:28:00 GMT 10
paper towels / ruling the world
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Post by -Vi2- Arach on Mar 28, 2006 2:23:54 GMT 10
I do get paid hourly, so it does defeat the purpose... but it means if i want to get the job done quick and go home.. its not gonna happen. I guess my boss is hoping that once i've trained this indian up he'll be faster and work for less...
And canadian.. I *could* steal things... but the things i steal wouldnt be worth giving up employment for....
Well... except for the shiny new toyotas and lexus's... (lexii??) Yeah one of the places i clean is a toyota sales building and showroom =D Its pretty.. and i keep it that way.
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Post by -Vi2- Canadian on Mar 28, 2006 16:28:40 GMT 10
whats the address and when do u work there just out of interest
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Post by -Vi2- Arach on Mar 28, 2006 19:35:44 GMT 10
lol...
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