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Post by acid on Feb 20, 2006 12:01:41 GMT 10
You have probably all been here, but if you have not been yet....go.....some of teh funniest conversatiosn I have ever read... www.bash.org/?top
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Post by Scruffy Dog on Feb 20, 2006 13:41:04 GMT 10
There are all pure gold! #405221 +(8177)- [X] <T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert <RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you? <T-Wolf> ya, why man? <RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson? <T-Wolf> you mother fucker <tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong <Ouroboros> Ok. <tag> | . <Ouroboros> . | <tag> | . <Ouroboros> . | <tag> | . <Ouroboros> | . <Ouroboros> Whoops <jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today <jeebus> he was a fucken impostor <jeebus> never once moved diagonally <Jeedo> hey baby, whats up? <Indidge> umm....nothing? <Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck? <Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter? <Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. I won't post anymore. But they're ALL gold. (I'll just add this - you must read the britney spears cyber one)
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Post by Scruffy Dog on Feb 20, 2006 13:54:06 GMT 10
Oh, one more HAS to be added.
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<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit <foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die <foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?" <foniks`> whatd u think they'd say? <FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"
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Post by LeFtBehinD on Feb 20, 2006 14:21:27 GMT 10
I reckon there all written
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Post by acid on Feb 20, 2006 14:58:30 GMT 10
who cares if they are all written they are fucking gold
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Post by -Vi2- Canadian on Feb 20, 2006 14:59:08 GMT 10
"never once moved diagonally"
thats fuckin hilarious and i dont know why
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Post by -Vi2- IriDiuM on Feb 20, 2006 21:53:14 GMT 10
Ahh yes, Bash.org.
<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it <spitfire> haha mendo <spitfire> take a screen shot <spitfire> wait <spitfire> that made no sense
And heres the one where I got the Horse porn Idea for Canadian's trip
(Mootar) morons. (Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless (Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network (Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways (Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer
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Post by -Vi2- Canadian on Feb 20, 2006 23:10:31 GMT 10
lol i forgot to do that, well i mean i DLd horse porn but never got it onto their comps
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Post by Scruffy Dog on Feb 21, 2006 0:32:09 GMT 10
That's what you told the people who found it on your PC anyway...
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Post by -Vi2- Arach on Feb 21, 2006 0:48:35 GMT 10
AAh thats good, the g'day mate one and the bishop not moving diagonally. hehe chess.
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SiD
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Post by SiD on Feb 21, 2006 9:18:41 GMT 10
#330261 +(7787)- [X]
<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b <BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b? <BonyNoMore> wait <BonyNoMore> never mind
Gold?
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Post by Scruffy Dog on Feb 21, 2006 12:55:09 GMT 10
You don't seem to be understanding the point SiD. It's ALL gold.
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Post by -Vi2- Canadian on Feb 21, 2006 16:19:19 GMT 10
lol that one was gold
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Post by Scruffy Dog on Feb 21, 2006 21:01:27 GMT 10
Holy crap! One of them is done by Maddox himself!!! In case you are unlucky enough not to know who Maddox is, prepare to die laughing: www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iruleDon't forget to click on the second page and await the quote, "I'd rather be burned to death than saved by this hairy piece of shit"
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Post by Scruffy Dog on Feb 21, 2006 21:14:48 GMT 10
Some more!
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<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever <mcm310>: what is it? <evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof <evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level <evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched <evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands <evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head <evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows <evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere. <evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE. <mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore
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<Meph|st0> Complaint : BOUGTH IT FOR MY COUSIN WHO HAD CANCER, ITEM NEVER ARRIVED AND MY COUSIN DIED <Meph|st0> thats the greatest ebay feedback i have ever seen
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<green> We vegetarians love the environment. carnivores are sick freaks. <Frank> How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants
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Post by Scruffy Dog on Feb 21, 2006 22:01:40 GMT 10
This post I will edit at will.
It's not from the top 200 like all the others, but from random pages that you may never come across, so there's good reason for me to post them:
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*** Signoff: AntiNorm (Quit: Client Exiting) <BaconStation> somewhere in the universe, a Norm also quits IRC.
#46023 +(342)- [X]
<aen> I am so hungry. <aen> Germs are shitting in my mouth. <aen> And I can taste it. <evilbob> oh. I misread that as Germans
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<ClothHat> Isn't Canadian currency made out of tree bark or something? <Cidolfas> CH: Isn't American currency made out of the skins of natives? <ClothHat> That and broken treaties.
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<dDG> Wait... what the hell <dDG> There's this NASCAR all-star thing on <dDG> and there is rap for background music <dDG> NASCAR and rap music... <wc16> rofl <dDG> The terrorists have won
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<@theref>My girlfriend caught me sleep-wanking last night <hoochy>lol, typo. i'm a post that to bash <@theref>Dude, that wasn't a typo.
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Post by acid on Feb 21, 2006 22:26:28 GMT 10
is canadian currency made out of tree bark? LOL
omg total classic "This one would receive an "A" if the assignment was to throw as much random shit onto a paper as poorly as you can. I've pissed patterns on snow that look more coherent than this."
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