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Post by -Vi2- Arach on Jan 12, 2006 14:44:04 GMT 10

I was gonna post the pictures themselves, but Its easier if i just type it all up. Though it does lose a bit of its humor =(

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neVyn Moderator HAHAHAHAHAHA Posts: 2,230	Newspaper Clippings Jan 12, 2006 15:15:04 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by neVyn on Jan 12, 2006 15:15:04 GMT 10 hahahaha those are fantastic

-Vi2- Canadian Forum Whore Not Banned anymore... We can't stop here, this is bat country Posts: 1,371	Newspaper Clippings Jan 12, 2006 18:05:55 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by -Vi2- Canadian on Jan 12, 2006 18:05:55 GMT 10 lol i want a nemisis

-Vi2- Arach Local Moderator Lol Feral. Posts: 1,441	Newspaper Clippings Jan 12, 2006 23:23:42 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by -Vi2- Arach on Jan 12, 2006 23:23:42 GMT 10 i have mango juice on the side of my forearm, someone wanna lick it off?

-Vi2- Canadian Forum Whore Not Banned anymore... We can't stop here, this is bat country Posts: 1,371	Newspaper Clippings Jan 13, 2006 1:52:18 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by -Vi2- Canadian on Jan 13, 2006 1:52:18 GMT 10 yeah "mango" or "man juice"?

-Vi2- Arach Local Moderator Lol Feral. Posts: 1,441	Newspaper Clippings Jan 13, 2006 15:06:14 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by -Vi2- Arach on Jan 13, 2006 15:06:14 GMT 10 But i havent even met shadow =(

Scruffy Dog Forum Whore I'm still plagued by the dreams... Posts: 1,178	Newspaper Clippings Jan 13, 2006 15:54:26 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Scruffy Dog on Jan 13, 2006 15:54:26 GMT 10 30 chinamen and a zeppelin?! Someone stole my practical joke!

-Vi2- BournE Spam Monkey Posts: 626	Newspaper Clippings Jan 15, 2006 15:09:03 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by -Vi2- BournE on Jan 15, 2006 15:09:03 GMT 10 hahahah am you grammar letting we down
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[OXSC] ShadowWolf Forum Whore I call to all animals to rise up against your opressors! Posts: 1,886	Newspaper Clippings Jan 24, 2006 23:29:38 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by [OXSC] ShadowWolf on Jan 24, 2006 23:29:38 GMT 10 Do you have to ask, Maxie? ^_^ And soon enough, soon enough
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Post by -Vi2- Arach on Jan 12, 2006 23:23:42 GMT 10

Post by -Vi2- Canadian on Jan 13, 2006 1:52:18 GMT 10

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