An Aussie Phone Call

[-Vi2- Arach]

>> "Hello, is this the police?

>> "Yes it is. How can we help you?"

>> "I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding cocaine



>> inside his firewood!"

>> "Thank you very much for the call, sir."

>> The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great

> numbers.

>> They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood

>> is kept.



>> Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no

> cocaine.

>> They swear at Wazza and leave.

>> The phone rings at Wazza's house.

>> "Hey, Wazz. Did the cops come?"

>> "Yeah!"

>> "Did they chop up your firewood?"

>> "Yep."

>> "Happy Birthday, maaaaate!!!"

[neVyn]

hahahahahaha
funny shit

[-Vi2- Genesis]

baahah... lol...

[acid]

hrmmm wouldnt they investigate the neighbour that reported him for giving false information?

[-Vi2- Canadian]

yes I am sure there are some sort of legal ramifications associated with this "prank" that weren't included in the story, but thats beside the point, this entire joke is highly implausable for reasons i wont even begin to discuss here.

[acid]

i hate illogical jokes...a good joke is an intelligent joke that has logic....

[-Vi2- IriDiuM]

If you two are gonna pick holes in jokes, i'll ban you from this board....

[neVyn]

lol yer just enjoy the laugh and leave it at that