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Post by Scruffy Dog on Jun 20, 2006 23:37:02 GMT 10
We all need a good debate, like this one from IPGN. Everytime you leave the thread, two people have replied. It's been like 120 posts in 2 hours. And I got a great call in there too. www.ipgn.com.au/forum/showthread.php?t=81545&page=1&pp=40You could all learn from this, and not be so sucky and distracted by year old games like Oblivion.
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Post by LeFtBehinD on Jun 21, 2006 0:49:27 GMT 10
Ill start us off
Soccer is so gay, its for weak inferior humaniods who are good in the skills of sooking and crying and lying on the ground holding their leg.
And the games are so boring wow sat there for an hour and a half and my team almost made a score! Wait did we get it into our forward half, I dont remember. Thats what happens when you watch soccer, you brain says "Oh yeah, two can play at this. Go my pritties destroy all the cells in myself and that'll get him!" And get him it will, FOR YOU! Thats right soccer fans you are the biggest Punces of them all. Have I mentioned Brenton, the King Punce! Well he doesnt even come close to soccers punceyness. ITS... SO... GAY! They should call it gay ball but for gay ppl that are gay and know it and they also need to be able to sook, have I mentioned that?
In closing, Soccer is the worst automobile ever devised, and if it was driven on the road then it would most likely have only 3 wheels in which it would be scrapping the ground while at the same time careering off a cliff, falling to its doom. And it would also be pink and need to be able to sook.
Your move Paris!
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Post by Scruffy Dog on Jun 21, 2006 1:16:14 GMT 10
(This being a debate, the next person has to give a rebuttal, so here goes...)
Incorrect thinking by my opponent Alan. My opponent here has apparently compared soccer to a leisurely drive through the Buckingham countryside, whereas Soccer can only truly be compared to the rich tapestry of a Da Vinci inspired velvet masterpiece, with such subtleties that can only truly be appreciated if one looks beneath the surface of the sport and deep, deep to the underlying greatness of the game. And I do stress that one must look deep. Deeper than the Earth's core. Deeper than the vastness of space. But once reached, you can truly see Soccer for what it is. Glory, simplified in a sport.
There is a reason this is known as the World's Game, and it can not simply be because European's are the new "in" thing at the moment, so everyone is copying them. No, it's far more than that. It's because Soccer means skill and dedication. You won't see one man on that ground not doing everything in his power to make sure the team doesn't go down. And if that means taking a dive and grabbing your leg as if it's shattered into a billion pieces after not even being touched, by god they'll do it. And they'll do it because this is what they love and this is what they get paid for.
So to summarise, anyone who says soccer isn't any good, must be a plebian, unable to appreciate the finesse of a brilliant game at work. You truly must have to be cultured to be able to sit still for hours at a time while nothing happens, especially if you're not watching cricket. And truly while nothing seems to be happening, underneath it all there's gameplans afoot, and glory to be had.
No, Soccer isn't to blame here. What's to blame is the parents, and the video games, that have led our society to folly. If I could do one thing in my short stay here in Detroit, I would like to grab all the video game machines, and all those fancy gaming PCs, and burn them all, for corrupting our youth and our future.
Look to the future, not to the past. Soccer can regain your long lost loves, my friends. All you need to do is choose the right door, and step in with one eye closed and both arms behind your back, and have faith.
Top that, I dare you.
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Post by LeFtBehinD on Jun 27, 2006 12:11:24 GMT 10
Soccer.
I rest my case.
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